They Will Kill - eh wait. Wrong They.

Dude. Like, what's up?

Good, man. Eh I need to get back to The Annexe. Let's do this now.

Quick rounds. What's one colour of paint you would never get?

Cyan. Because you can't get cyan spray paint in KL.

That still leaves you with YMK, so that's all good, then. Do you think girls get turned on by paint-caked hands?

Yes. No. Actually I have no idea. I should probably try that out and see what results I get.

Let me know. I have a tub of unused ICI paint at home should the technique prove effective. What would you do if you never got into grafitti?

I'd teach. Art. To girls.

So would I. Why aren't train cars in KL sprayed over to kingdom come like in New York?

It's a different culture, I guess. But yes, I'd want to bomb an LRT car - with paint, with paint. Why must they hire all those mean looking guards at the stations, though?

Okay, let me get you into plug mode. What can people expect to see from They at Urbanscapes?

Expect something honest, something unexpected, something last minute. Hey, Malaysian what. And no, it's not just a graf mural. I'm doing an installation piece.

Nicely done. You sounded very pluggy. Anything else before you head out?

Yeah. Champ! Finish your piece at home can or not! Okay, I'm done.

They will be holding court (oy, again with the tennis puns) at Urbanscapes on Saturday, 28 June 2008; 12nn-12mn; tickets at RM25 presale, RM35 at the door. For more, log onto www.urbanscapes.com.my.

Interview by Azwan Mahzan