Special ops agents ambush Kelantan Sultan's motorcade; Najib: "I've got an iPhone!"; Dr M: "I'm glad I didn't censor the Net!"

Oh dear: it's Wednesday already. The days go by fast, don't they?

• Fuuyoh: like an action movie! Check out this fast-paced video of special ops agents ambushing the Kelantan sultan's motorcade! [Free Malaysia Today]
• PM Najib Razak has an iPhone! Obviously it's working wonders for him. "I have a walking dictionary with me at all times." [New Straits Times]
• Dr M: I'm glad I didn't censor the Internet! Our former Great Leader is thankful that the web in Malaysia remains relatively free. "I have benefited much from the blogs as have very many bloggers." We're thankful, too! [Malaysiakini]
• The Malay Chamber of Commerce (DPMM) wants 30% of government open tenders to be "guaranteed" for Bumiputera businessmen. Er, can you call that "open tender", then? [The Malaysian Insider]
• Indonesian Muslims have been praying in the wrong direction! The Indonesian Ulama Council (MUI) sportingly admitted to their astronomical error, saying: "God understands that humans make mistakes." [Guardian]
• A Filipino maid has inherited S$6 million from her Singaporean employer! Awesome to see domestic help being appreciated. [Straits Times]
• Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan will only be in prison for two weeks -- if she behaves. [People]
• Actor/funnyman Danny DeVito catalogues his travels by taking photos of far-flung locations, with his bare "troll foot" in the frame. [CNN]
• Not sure what to think of this: the "vampire facelift". Inject blood into your face! [Salon]
• Is fast fashion chain Forever 21 glamourising teen pregnancy with their new maternity line? [Newser]
• Check out these photos of geeky nail art! Featuring Sonic, Mario, and Mortal Kombat! [Craftster]

(Photo from Guardian)